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Wednesday, Sept 1st, 2010 |
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Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
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by Sidharath Mukherjee
Asansol, India |
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Tuesday, Aug
31st, 2010
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs
3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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by Sakshi Desai
Belapur, MH, India |
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Tuesday, Aug
31st, 2010
Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni to aadat hai aisi...,
Aapko wish kiye bina
Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...
HAVE A NICE DAY SEEMU.
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by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka |
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Monday, Aug
30th, 2010
Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the
future.
It's something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
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by Vikas Kumar
Ranchi, Jharkhand, India |
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Monday, Aug
30th, 2010
If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,
plz wash ur hands properly........!!
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by Heer
gujarat,india |
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Friday, Aug 27th,
2010
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
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by Smita Ghosh
Kolkatta, India |
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Friday, Aug 27th,
2010
Jab raat ko baccha rota he to uski maa kehti he ki
so ja beta....
So ja...
So ja warna...
Warna...
2usra baccha kaise hoga?
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by Raja
Suri, India |
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Wednesday, Aug 25th,
2010
Special relations are hard to find,
They are rare & one of a kind...
I don't care if I have a few,
Because I have the best & that includes you.
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by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Wednesday, Aug 25th,
2010
Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera
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by pallu
india |
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Friday, Aug 20th,
2010
Millions of People Wrote Love Letters,
But Everyone Sends the First Love Letter to ME.
Think How Handsome I'm..
Said By "DUSTBIN".
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Friday, Aug 20th,
2010
Daru ki vajah se barbad sarabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru
ki bottles fekne laga........
1st fek ke bola teri vajah se meri naukari gayi.
2nd fek ke bola teri vajah se mera ghar bika.
3rd fekte bola teri vajah se meri bivi chali gayi.
4th Utai to vo bhara hua nikla, To bola tu side me ho ja
isme tera koi kasur nahi hai
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by javed akhter khan
bilaspur {c.g.} |
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Thursday, Aug 19th,
2010
Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..
It just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!
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by Parvana Mishra
NRI, Dubai (Bhagalpur, India) |
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Thursday, Aug 19th,
2010
Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari.
Laat Maaregi nari to Yaad Ayegi yaari.
Baat mano Hamari Ban jao Brahmchari.
Ye Jankari Janhit Me Jaari.
Samjhe Prempujari.
Nice Day And Love All
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by DEV-9829192256
Behror(Alwar) |
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Wednesday, Aug 18th,
2010
You can Never Change the Past Nor Control the
Future.
But U can Change the Mood of the Day by,
Touching Someones Heart with Ur Sweet Smile.
Good Day!
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by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Wednesday, Aug 18th,
2010
Husband- kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha
no answer
Husband asks again
no answer
He asked again
Wife- nahi kaha aur please ab bhokna band karo.
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by payal
mirzapur,UP |
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