Adult Jokes
Adult Jokes
Jokes are loved by all. They make everyone smile and laugh. And as doctors suggest, laughter is very good for health. So read some of these amazing Adult Jokes and lighten your mood. What happens when an adult cracks a joke? Well, we get an Adult Joke! So don't just read and have all the fun by yourself, start sharing these with your dear ones! Quick!
 
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Angry Husband sends
SMS to his mother-in-law
"Your product not
cooking food properly"
Smart Mother-in-law replied
"Product sold,
Seal opened,
Warranty expired,
Manufacturer not responsible"

 


Lady ekdum sexy mood me
apne b.f(pappu) se puchti hai-
.
Girl :
Agar meri left leg Lunch ho
aur right wali Dinner ho
to tum kya pasand kroge ?
.
Pappu: Main Lunch aur Dinner k
beech shaam ki chaaay peena
pasand krunga..

 


Breakfast is a big pain
when the wife orders the cook:
"Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena..!!"
and the cook asks
"aur mem saab aap ka doodh garam karu?

 


A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt..
u dirty mind

 


2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

 


Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply?

 


S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT so make
S E X a daily habit,
and you'll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

 


Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location
in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration?

 


A husband was asked:
Do u talk to your wife after sex?
.
His answer: Depends,
If I can find a phone.

 


Utility of Mangalsutra?
Licence 2 enjoy
Kamasutra without Condom..
Whats the utility of a Condom?
Licence to enjoy Kamasutra
without the Mangalsutra...

 
 
 
 
 
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