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When things go Wrong.
When sadness fills your Heart
When tears flow in your Eyes.
Always remember 3 things
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I am with you.
You have money
Bar is open, lets go.
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Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe
mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha,
Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka
iraada hai.”
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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL
to his friend on his birthday.
What does this friend who receives the gift
sing???
Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.....
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Happy birthday to u!!!
Tum yahi soch rahe ho na,
ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai,
to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera,
phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
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The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once
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Hey,
Here is UR birthday Gift!
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Dil karta hai Ek Kan k Niche Awaj Nikalu Tumhare!
Aaj Kya Birthday hai kya tumhara? Chale Gift
Lene!
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Today is Donald Duck's birthday.... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon
you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
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Height of diplomacy
Forgetting ur girl friends Birthday
And later telling her
How can i remember your Birthday honey,
When you never look a year older...
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Santa 60th B'day
Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil
ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
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kamino, nikammo; soye ho! kal agar apni girlfrnd
ya
beloved ka birthday hota to rat me jagkar
12 baje use msg bhej dete!
kal apni bharat mata ka janmdin hai,
chalo sab deshwasiyonko wish karo!
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