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A text to English Teacher DEAR EGNSLIH TECAEHR, AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT & LSAT LTETER R IN THE SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL RAED TIHS. SINCERELY, SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTAT

 

 

 
 
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I asked my girlfriend
what she wanted for
her birthday and she
replied
.
"nothing would make
me happier than
diamonds"
.
So I got her nothing.

 
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I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN MY
LIFE AND MAKE MY LIFE AMAZING
.
I AM ALSO THANKFUL TO THOSE
PEOPLE WHO LEFT MY LIFE AND MADE
IT EVEN MORE FANTASTIC.

 


Murder of English
.
1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin
2. Both of you stand together separately
3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside
4. Will you hang the calender or else I will hang myself.
5. I have 2 daughters both are girls.
6. Give me a blue pen of any color.
7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.
8. All of u stand in a straight circle
9. Open the Window - Let the AirForce come in.

 


Scientists say the
universe is made up of
Protons, neutrons
and electrons.
They forget to
Mention morons.

 


Man can give a lecture on
any subject for 2 hours
That is talent...
.
.
.
.
.
Girls can give a
lecture for 2 hours, without any
subject.
.
That is God's gift...

 


Most stupid questions people usually ask:
In Bus: A fat lady steps on my feet.
.
.
Lady: Sorry did that hurt you?
.
.
Me: Not at all.I'm on local anesthesia.Why don't you try again?
2) When they see me with shorter hair:
Hey have u had a hair cut?
.
.
Me:Nah! It's autumn, my hair's shedding.
3) When someone call's on land-line and asks
where r u?
.
.
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck..

 


Common Sense
.
An Illiterate Father with his
educated Son went on a camping Trip,
They setup their tent 'n fell Asleep.
Some hours later, father wakes his son 'n asks:
"Look up to the sky 'n tell me what you see?
.
Son: I see millions of stars.
.
Father: What does that tell you?
.
Son: Astronomically,
It tells that there are
millions of galaxies 'n planets.
.
Father slaps the son hard 'n says:
... Idiot, someone has stolen our Tent!

 


The word 'politics' is derived from
the word 'poly', meaning 'many',
and the word 'ticks', meaning
'blood sucking parasites'.

 


"At the stroke of the midnight
hour, when the world
sleeps India will awake ..." ~
Jawaharlal Nehru.
.
P.S: Nehru ji predicted about
Engineering Students &
Facebook in 1947.

 
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