Husband - Wife Jokes
Marriage unites two people for life! But can two people stay together without arguing and fighting? We don't know! But we do know that these Husband - Wife Jokes will surely apply to every couple. Quarreling couples are like Tom and Jerry. One runs behind the other, always fighting but still remain inseparable! So enjoy these jokes and share it with your spouse. Laugh together and appreciate their presence in your life.
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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

 

 
 
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Do you feel sad when u see me
running behind young girls?

Wife: No not at all,
even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.

 
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When a man opens the door
of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

 


Man : My wife is toooooo good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
she does not even need a subject to talk about!

 


Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

 


Question: What is the most effective way
to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and
you will never forget it again.

 


2 Married Men Talking-
.
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me
By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

 


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

 


Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

 


Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon
toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?

Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe
ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon

 
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