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Pogo joke...Bacche Stay away
.
Pota-
Dadaji Ye ©Øndom Kya Hota
Hai?
.
Dadaji-
Chal Bhag Mujhe Nahi Pata.
.
Pota-
Main Janta Tha, pagal
Buddhe.?
.
Tujhe Pata Hota To Aaj
property Ke 14 Tukde Na hote..

 

 

 
 
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Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was
having food.
She got angry that I didn't ask her to join
me...
.
.
Today when she called I was
.
.
.
Taking bath &
I asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!!
.
Ab Boys Kare to kya kare??
 

 
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A student who had not studied was
writing his final exam for life science.
The question he couldn't answer:
.
"Give 4 advantages of breast milk."
.
What to write? He sighed & began to scribble:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
.
One more, what to write? He frowned.
Then he triumphantly scribbled his final answer:
.
4. Available in attractive containers.
 

 


Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
.
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi,
Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”.
.
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.
.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”
.
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“
 

 


An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
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Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
.
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”
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Consultant: “Sex?”
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Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”
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Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”
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Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”
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Consultant: “Holy Cow”
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Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”
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Consultant: “Man, Isn't It Hostile?”
.
Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”
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Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”
.
Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“
 

 


An Army Man Got Married.
First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter:
“Red Alert On Front Line,
Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry,
Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.
 

 


Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.
Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha -
Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa
ho ke paani deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye...!
Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya....
Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.
 

 


Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
.
.
.
.
Boy2: Sikha- Wika kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi saala
koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.
 

 


Tell me, is it going in?... yeah ...
is it hurting? ... ooh yeah ...
ouch its hurtin ... Ok i wil put it in slowly ...
still hurtin ... ahh yeh ...
den lets try d other shoe!
 

 


Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
.
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Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
.
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Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai.
 

 
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