Naughty SMS Messages
Naughty Messages
Are you alone and in a mood for some fun and enjoyment? Then you are surfing the correct site! Here is a collection of funny naughty messages, lovely naughty quotes and one-liners for boys and girls. Pick and choose some of the naughty lines and send it to all your friends. These naughty SMS will surely make your friends laugh and hence they will remember you. This way you will have company of your friends once again and you will not be alone anymore! So why wait? Send funny naughty messages to have fun with friends.
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Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

 

 

 
 
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Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye,
 

 
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Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue:
Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!
 

 


Pehlay gallay lagao
.
phir kiss karo
.
phir bistar pe litaao
.
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
.
.
.
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
 

 


Last nite I coudnt sleep.
I wantd u warm against my skin.
I wantd u on me.
I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ...
but I coodnt find u!
Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
 

 


LADY at Shoe shop-
Ek 36 number ki Chappal dikhao.
..
...
....
Shopkeeper-
Madam Aap apne dimaag pe zor daal kar
yaad kijiye ke aap lene kya aayi hain!
 

 


Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..
.
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..
.
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
.
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k
 

 


Most confusing joks:-
GIRL:- Aaj office jaate hi
BOSS mujh pe CHADH gaya.
Her Friend :- Kyu ?
GIRL :- Woh me LATE gayi thi na isliye.
 

 


I was nervous at first,
it was big & long & went straight up,
I had to try it...
I eased myself onto it & I liked it!
I went up & down on it, I love escalators now!
 

 


Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day
as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
 

 
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