Naughty SMS Messages
Naughty SMS Messages
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Angry Husband sends
SMS to his mother-in-law
"Your product not
cooking food properly"
Smart Mother-in-law replied
"Product sold,
Seal opened,
Warranty expired,
Manufacturer not responsible"

 

 

 
 
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Biggest Maths Mystery:
.
.
Thousands of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulae made,
But still...
.
'X' is UNKNOWN
&
.
XXX is WELL-KNOWN!!!

 
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Banta: Santa, why are you always
on Facebook?
.
Santa: I like Facebook & I'm owaz
there for one
thing. It's the
only place were u can like
another man's wife
without getting slapped.
.
Banta: So, what about Twitter,
why are you always
there too?
.
.
Santa: Twitter is the only place
you can follow
another man's wife for free

 


-DO you speak english?
-Yes
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, fe-male, sometimes ca-mel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast..
.
Moral - English is not that easy..

 


Lady ekdum sexy mood me
apne b.f(pappu) se puchti hai-
.
Girl :
Agar meri left leg Lunch ho
aur right wali Dinner ho
to tum kya pasand kroge ?
.
Pappu: Main Lunch aur Dinner k
beech shaam ki chaaay peena
pasand krunga..

 


Hillarious one...
.
Husband and Wife in Court Discussion ....
The Problem: Who should get
the Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honour I brought d child
into this world with Pain and Labour
So it should be in My Custody."
The Judge turns 2 Husband & says
"What do You have to say in your defense?"
.
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly says.....
"Your Honour. If I put a dollar
in a Vending Machine
and a Pepsi comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"
.
Yeh sunke...Wife replied:
"Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera...
Doodh bhi Mera...Aur Usme
Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond
Daalne se Dahi bana
To fir Wo dahi kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"
.
Husband replied :
"Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala,
keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki,
fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"
.
Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad): "Abey Saale Agar Tu
Chithi Haath se hi likh leta
To ye Noubat hi na Aati.

 


looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says:
“7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch private,
3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown.”
.
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?”
.
In a weak voice the little guy says,
“What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
.
The big dude says,
“I saw your curious look and figured
I'd just give you the answers
to the questions everyone always asks me...
I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch private,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown.”
.
The small guy says,
“Turner Brown.....?!
Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
.
.'Turn around!"

 


Chalti Train Me Charna Mana Hai
Train Me Baarat Wapis aa Rahi
Thi...
Raat
Ho Gai.
.
Dulhan : Aaj Hamari Suhag-Raat
Hai, Aap Kuch Karte Kyu Nahi...
.
.
Dulha :Are Pagli,Samne Dekh
Kya Likha
Hai,
.
.
.
'CHALTI TRAIN MEIN
CHARHNA MANA HAI'...:)

 


A mother and father took
their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.
.
As the boy walked along the beach,
he noticed that some of the ladies
had [email protected]@bs bigger than his mother’s,
and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are
the dumber the person is."
.
The boy pleased with the answer,
goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that
many of the men have larger "units"
than his dad. His mother replied,
"The bigger they are the dumber
the person is."
.
Again satisfied with this answer,
the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again.
He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach,
and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

 


When I went to school and I was taught that:
.
Pussy meant a cat,
.
Sex meant a gender,
.
Bitch is a female dog,
.
Dick was a name,
.
Bang was a sound,
.
Rubber was an eraser,
.
Head meant a part of the body,
.
69 was just a number.
.
And then I came across internet
and my education was ruined.

 
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