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Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler !!
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Don't take life too seriously
You're not getting out alive.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.
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Where did the farmer take
the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.
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What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
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What is Green and loud
A froghorn.
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What would the country be called
if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.
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What's gray, eats fish,
and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
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What lies on its back,
one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
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