Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
The classic Santa Banta jokes are back! These jokes guarantee laughter and only laughter! Read their stories and laugh at their stupidity! The logical and illogical comments made by Santa and Banta will surely add smile to your face. Share these amazing and super funny jokes with your near and dear ones and make everyone laugh. After all, laughter is very good for health!
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Santa: Yaar agar ye ladki meri na hui
to mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.

Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai....
Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

 

 

 
 
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Banta- Sir cocroach ke lie powder loge kya?
Santa- nhi hum cocroch ko itna lad pyar nhi kar sakte hai.
aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega.
 

 
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Santa- kya teri chaddi mein hole hai??
Banta- nahi Santa-toh tu pehenta kaise hai??

 


Santa: A Bapu Idhar aa.
Santa's Mom: Beta Bapu Ko Izzat se bulao..
Santa : Ok, A Bapu Izzat se Idhar aa.

 


Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Mom-- oye, papa k samne smoking kr rah h,

santa-- papa hi to h, petrol pump thodi h jo jal jayega.........

 


Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam- Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both- Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

 


One day Santa was going to moon in rocket
but he stopped journey in the middle
and came back to the earth.
Bantu asked Santa why did you came back? then
Santa replaid you fool "today is amvasya there is no moon".

 


Ultimate logic of Santa Banta:
What is the opposite of 'Aachaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Aachaar = Pickle = Pee+kal.
So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onio

 


Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

 


santa daru pee k tala kholne laga,
hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad,
sala bahut hil raha hai.

 
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