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Today, one of the most successful social networking site is Facebook. With around 2 billion users, the number seems to increase on a daily basis. People love to make new friends by sending friend request on Facebook. It is a great way to connect with all our friends and relatives. So what are you waiting for? Start sending funny Facebook messages and share some of the Facebook special SMS with everyone to cherish the presence of social media in our lives.
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Only 1% girls become
wives of their lovers.
The remaining 99% become
their Facebook passwords!

 

 

 
 
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Girl's status on Facebook:
"Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!"
2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude.
Drop the plan, if u can,
who vl use ur Bike den..

 
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A woman recently changed her facebook status:
"I got my periods"
20 Guys
"Liked" it..
30 guys commented
"thank god"..

 


Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-)

 


Soon wedding will look like this:
Priest: Do u agree to change ur status
from Single to Married?
Male: Yes
Female: Yes
Priest: I declare u both as husband & wife.
U may now poke the bride.

 


Boy n girl on Facebook:
Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

 


Santa just made his profile on facebook.
Ab wo sochne laga ki wall pe kya likha jaye...
bahut bar sochne ke badd usne likhaa . . .
yahan par peshab karna mana hai :p

 


This one is killer ........
.
Aurangazeb: senapati batao ki hum
Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: kyoki Maharaj...
Hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!

 


British: Can u Swim?
Gujarati : No
British: My Donkey is Better den u because It Swims.
Gujarati : Can u Swim?
British: Yes
Gujarati : Then What is the
Difference between u & donkey????
British Shocked Gujarati Rocks
.
Salo vadhare padti hoshiyari mare Che..

 


Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water.

 
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