Tapori SMS Messages
Tapori people are easily found in Mumbai. They are identified by the way they speak, their hand gestures, their dressing, their boldness and their attitude towards life. This website offers some of the best Hindi Tapori SMS and latest Tapori text messages. Check out all the Tapori SMS Collection on this page and enjoy each and every Tapori line. Send these funny Tapori SMS and English Tapori SMS Jokes to all your friends and become the ultimate Tapori.
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

 

 

 
 
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Circuit: “Bhai…bole to bachpan mein apun
20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!

 
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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

 


Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

 


Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

 


Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
Miss to karega NA

 


ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi
Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don
Bat toh Ek he hy

 


Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit: Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

 


In English: good night
in Russian: dobri notch
in Desi: shubh ratri
in Urdu: shabha dhair
in Kannad: yara nadi
in Apun style: CHAL LUDAK JA.'

 


Apun ko yad karne ka
apun ko phone krne ka
apun ko sms bhi krne ka
nahi kiya to
to
to
drne ka nhi re
apun khud karega

 
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